Это, конечно, не во всех отношениях хороший фик (там плохой пейринг с Нишикидо, например D: ), но я много смеялась))
2007 год. Джин знакомится с ДБСК, Рё втолковывает ему, что they are all gay, Kanjani8 is a perfect band wearing rainbow coloured costumes, Changmin is smart (*___*), MatsuJun is epic and gay as always and Heechul and Jin were made for each other XD And lots of other minor cracky things

Part 1

As Jin retells his experiences in America to Yoochun (who he has deemed cool and English speaking) they get onto the topic of girls. Yoochun leans forward.
“So, how did you pick up girls?”
Jin puffs up and grins.
“Yo, you are so gorgeous!”
“You really need to meet HeeChul,” is all Micky can say as he chokes on laughter.

Part 2

The girl had a frilly pink skirt, top and lace covered high heels (which she was having an extremely hard time walking in) whilst her boyfriend had long messy hair and was wearing a trench coat, his makeup far outweighing his girlfriend’s. Ryo instantly deemed them ‘fashion rejects’ and took note of the skirt so he could send it to MatsuJun for Christmas-To my favourite sempai, may you always be happy and gay. From Jin *kiss*.